Saturday, May 17, 2014

Bangalore auto driver’s license test questionnaire

Bangalore auto driver’s license test questionnaire
Time: 30 min                                                                                                   Max Marks: 10
General instructions:


All questions are compulsory.
.        All questions are of multiple choices. You should choose the correct answer.
.        Writing Dr. Rajkumar or Shankarnag is not considered an answer.
.        Marking the answers using paan or burning the option with beedi is not considered an answer.
.        Please park your vehicles outside. Entering the examination hall with your autos is prohibited

.       Which of the following is RIGHT turn
a)      ->
b)      -<
c)       Sometimes both
d)      Depends on my mood

.       How many wheels your auto has
a)      2
b)      3
c)       I don’t know. Front wheel is all I care
d)      Depends on my riding style

.       What is the appropriate hand signal to take a left turn
a)      Turn left indicator on, put your right hand out and rotate
b)      Turn any indicator on, and simply turn
c)       Turn right indicator and turn left
d)      Don’t give any hints. Turn left suddenly and surprise other motorists

.       What is the right thing to do when signal turns from RED to GREEN
a)      Wait for other vehicles to move and proceed
b)      Honk, honk and honk until you are satisfied
c)       Try starting your rick for umpteenth time
d)      Move on whatever the color signal is

.       What is the most appropriate action when an ambulance is passing
a)      Give way for ambulance
b)      Chase ambulance so that you too can reach faster
c)       Block the ambulance’s way and see if the person dies
d)      Pick a fight with anyone you see

.       Which of the statements is correct
a)      Auto should have proper meter
b)      Auto driver should have proper meter
c)       If I quote a price, meter doesn't matter
d)      Always quote one and half on meter

.       What should you do when people ask you to drive to a particular place
a)      Say whatever number comes to your mind and ask if the commuter is ready to pay that amount
b)      Say No. Ask him if he is willing to come to whichever area you are going.
c)       No matter what he says, pick up a fight so that you can time pass
d)      Say Yes and take them to another place instead.. And argue that this the place the commuter said

.       Which of the following is mandatory inside an auto
a)      Digital distance Meter & Driver License display
b)      Stereo system installed by Chilling Murthy with 300 to 400dB output
c)       Most awkward song collection ever
d)      Fluorescent colored interiors

.       Which of the following should be mandatorily produced when asked by a police
a)      RC Book, DL, Insurance and Emission test certificate
b)      Dagger, swords, Knife and blades
c)       A 100 Rs note
d)      Beg for life because I have nothing

.   Being a public servant, which of the following is your collective responsibility
a)      Misbehaving with every women commuter you come across
b)      Creating chaos with other auto drivers anywhere and everywhere
c)       Helping the citizens in whatever way you could by sparing them
d)      Meter tampering, drink and drive, pollution and rash driving

3 comments:

  1. AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.... OMG... this is the best :P
    This suits auto drivers here in Hyderabad even better than the ones there in Blore. U r awesome :D

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  2. Lol very funny:-) laughed so much:-) very well captured all the choices... auto drivers topic Andre ne most entertaining....Superb tej..

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