Saturday, June 6, 2015

Tourist in my own city-5: Naaganatheswara temple

Every day I travel from Bangalore city to electronics city (pun intended). You’ve no idea how exasperating it is to cross silk board junction, if you haven’t experienced it by yourself. I have vented out my frustration on silk board traffic by means of innumerable Facebook status and tweets. But yesterday was different. I had not envisaged that a day will come where I’ll be all excited about crossing silk board. The reason: I was visiting a small village alongside Hosur road called “Begur” which had made it to the headlines. Thanks to the excavation of an old inscription on a piece of rock in the 1000 year old “Naganatheswara” temple. Etched on the inscription is the phrase which caught my attention.


Bengaluru kalaghadhol buttana setti sattam” (In kannada “ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ಕಾಳಗಧೊಳ್ ಬುಟ್ಟಣ ಶೆಟ್ಟಿ ಸತ್ತಂ”) *1 It translates to English as “In the Battle of Bangalore, Buttana Setti died”.

About the temple
This Shiva temple with two gopuras (monumental towers) is said to be at least 1100 years old. It is constructed during the reign of Cholas. The main sanctum sanctorum has a shivalinga idol inside and a Nandi outside, as it is seen all the other Shiva temples of yesteryears. Localites worship Shiva with the name Nageshwara and/or Naganatheshwara.

Two gopuras - View from east
Interestingly the design and architecture of this thousand year old “Naganatheshwara temple” is entirely synonymous with the architecture of Gangaikonda Cholapuram, a small town in Tamil nadu, the then Capital of Cholas. Apparently, the Cholas ruled south India during 11th century AD and the inscription found in the Naganatheshwara temple in Begur also dates back to around same time period, according to epigraphists.


Bengaluru war
One of the hero stones found at the temple site, veeragallu, as we call it in the vernacular language has the inscription in which the reference to “Bangalore War” is made in old kannada (haLeGannada). According to epigraphist R Narasimhachar, the inscription dates back to circa 890 AD *2. The inscription is also entered into the “Epigraphia Carnatica” a book on epigraphy on old Mysore (now Karnataka) regions written by B L Rice.



What it means to Bangalore
Until now, the evidence of the existence of a place called “Bengaluru” was available only with the onset of ruler Kempegowda II in early 1500s. But with this inscription, the earliest existence of namma Bengaluru dates back to 890 AD. Not only this, this inscription has also raised questions on the authenticity of the theories that describe how Bengaluru got its name. Historians are revisiting the “Benda-Kalooru”, “bengaval-ooru” theories. Although the complete history of Bengaluru city is still nondescript, excavations like this has helped give a new past to namma Bengaluru. Historians and archaeologists are working on extricating the city’s history.


On one hand, with so much of political apathy, bad governance and millions of uninviting civic problems, Bangalore’s future looks dismal. On the other hand, with such excavations, Bangalore’s past is getting more enriching and enthralling. In a classical sense, the past is giving Bangalore its true identity. Let us hope that future will hold on to it.

* 2 – Nagesvara temple in Belur - Wikipedia 

This article originally appeared on Huffingtonpost. Read it here

Monday, May 4, 2015

Tourist in my own city-4: Nagrath Pete


My gastronomical expedition has no bounds. And that is exactly what brings me and thousands of other Bangaloreans to Nagarath Pete. Although I’m slightly inclined towards a healthy and hygienic diet of late, I’ve never really gone very far from it. I’ve always believed that authentic taste of a certain locality can never be mastered by the wannabe intercontinental chefs. Also since it is equally about namma Bengaluru, I’ve kept my acidity apprehension at bay and come here to give my taste buds a royal treat.

Of late, there is streetfood uprising seen in namma Bengaluru. There’s one in Shivajinagar, Rajajinagar and so many other areas. But other than VVpuram Food Street, the one which has managed to remain in the spotlight for ages is the Nagarath pete street food. Some even say that Nagarath pete street food is older than VV Puram.

Anyone who is familiar with Pete area knows that to get there on a car is almost impossible. And I’ve done my route homework properly for it is so easy lose track and get lost in the gullies of Pete area even when you are taking a walk. After many criss cross junctions, we finally arrive at the Nagarath Pete Food Street.

The constellation of people surrounding Mani’s cart is increasing every minute. As I take pictures, Mani smiles, shies away and gets busy with his chores. I take just a couple of pics and realize that I cannot wait anymore to gobble the refreshments on his cart. I quickly keep the camera inside and order “Ond Masale Dose” as it is called. The tawa is filled with dosa batter swiftly and pure ghee from Nandini refill pack is spouted on top of dosa from a distance. With more people waiting to taste the dosas, the cycle repeats with better speed and better accuracy.
Mani - a very busy man

The guy next to me is worried about his Brand new Hyundai Elantra being parked in one of the gullies of Avenue road. His girlfriend is consoling him that right now satisfying your hunger pangs is more important. I chuckle mildly contemplating that a Bangalorean’s love for food is beyond the social stratification dimensions. Surprisingly to me, looking at a diet fanatic lady like my wife gourmanding on Idlies and ghee rich dosas back to back speak volumes about the palate of Nagrath pete Food Street. I start off with spongy soft idly and spicy chutney, repeat it and then move on to Masala Dosa and idly again.

Idly and dosas, mouth watering chutney

My stomach is more than full now but the creamy Badam milk container is attracting me towards Murthy Kashi’s cart. It is too hard to resist. Before I say anything, my wife orders for all of us and the Badam milk with malai, cashew and badam topping is served hot. The creamy flavour of Badam is felt in every sip. Murthy kashi says he has been doing this for living from past 21 years. He also serves other varieties of sweet savouries but my stomach has already thrown “No space left on the disk” error.

Murthy Kashi's Badam milk with Kesar topping

I’m more than contented that this long pending visit has finally worked out. But the other side of me is not satisfied that I couldn’t try the Chitranna (lemon rice), Fafda, Jalebi, Bombay Sandwich, Vada Pav and so many other delicacies. I convince myself that I’ll come back soon again and force myself out of Nagrath Pete. As I take a turn to reach Avenue Road, a famous Spanish Proverb reverberates in my mind.
“A full stomach makes a happy heart”


This article originally appeared on Huffingtonpost. For complete article click here

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Tourist in my own city-3: Lal Bagh

The wreckage that has happened to namma Bengaluru’s green cover is a misadventure. The media swapping the city’s tag to “Garbage city” is heartbreaking. Today, it is hard for my friends to believe when I say that just a decade ago summer in Bangalore used to be a warm 30 degree Celsius. It was not out of blues that Bangalore once was called as “garden City”; there were a thousand reasons for it. But the primary reason could be absolutely nothing other than this two century old abode of flora called Lal bagh.

It was after a decade that I walked inside Lalbagh with a camera in hand, clicked pictures and came back home. But I had no idea of its exuberance, its history, its chronicles and great human beings who made Lalbagh happen, until I started exploring its past. I’m sure most of us, just like I did, think of Lalbagh as just a century old huge green park. Here’s my attempt to get to the roots and provide substantiation, which I feel, every true Bangalorean definitely deserve to know.

Origin
Lalbagh is of royal origin. Hyder Ali, having the Moghul taste for gardens, is acknowledged to be the founder of Lalbagh. But very few know that Hyder Ali planned Lalbagh at Bangalore principally on the model of “Khan Bagh”, an impressive garden in Sira (near Tumkur), developed by Dilawar Khan, the Moghul emperor’s south representative. Dr. Francis Buchanan, in his book *1 has written that the taste of Hyder Ali accorded more with English. His evening walks alongside the Cypress trees were wider and he enjoyed it. It is also said that before it was named as Lalbagh, it was called as the “Cypress Garden” *2
*2 View of LalBagh, painted by Robert Home


Development
Somewhere in 1760s, Hyder Ali chose 34 acres of land on the east of the Kempegowda tower. He procured seeds and plants from varied places like Kabul, Persia, Turkey, Lahore and Multan. Tamil speaking gardeners from the community of “Thigalars” were brought from the neighborhood to look after the gardens. This explains why we find the “Thigalar” community people in abundance in Bangalore today.

After Hyder Ali, Tippu Sultan extended the garden by acquiring more land. Tippu imported Pine and oak plants from Cape of Good Hope*3 and other exotic plants and seeds from Mauritius and Africa. Two old mango tress said to have been planted during his time is still seen in Lal Bagh. He also appointed Mohammed Ali and Abdul Khader as Daroga (Chief Gardner). Tippu improved the gardens to a greater extent even as late as in 1798; he obtained plants and seeds from the Isle of France. Thus Lal Bagh grew to be a house of rare tropical and sub-tropical plants.

After British invasion, Lal Bagh became a property of East India Company. On 27th February 1836, Sir. Mark Cubbon transferred its ownership to the Agri horticultural society, Mysore. By August 1856, Lal Bagh became a government botanical garden and in 1881, it was passed into the hands of Maharaja of Mysore. Under the state government, the garden area was more than doubled. 22 acres in 1888, 8 acres in 1890 and again in 1889-90, 30 acres of land were purchased. By the end of the century, Lal Bagh was a whopping 120 acres of mesmerizing Fauna!

Zoo at Lal Bagh
There were also proposals to make Lal Bagh, a combination of Zoo and Garden to increase the number of visitors. In 1862, it had a Black Panther, a couple of bird species, a few tigers and Kangaroos. Few hundreds of deers were also brought into the zoo. It is also said that an Orangutan was quite popular @ the Lal Bagh’s Zoo.  A pigeon house with 100 pair of pigeons was built. The plague of 1899 had a very bad effect on the Menagerie and the aviary. By 1900, the number of animals and birds was reduced to 60 and all these were later transferred to the Mysore Zoo.

The Glass-House
Flower shows were conducted by the Agri-Horticultural society right from the beginning. Flower shows at Lal Bagh dates back to 1867. In 1888, John Cameron, the then superintendent of Government gardens, proposed for the construction of Glass House for the purpose of holding horticultural shows. Designed originally on the lines of Crystal palace in England, it was completed in 1890 at a cost of 75000 Rs. Crystal palace was burnt to ashes in a fire accident, but the “Glass House” has remained a marvelous structure, symbolizing the development of Horticulture and reminding the Englishmen of their lost monumental glory.
Glass House @ Dusk

Lal Bagh rock and Lake
The great plate of south India is called as “Gondwana land”, which is one of the oldest formations on earth. Dating back to about 3000 million years! A rare exposure of this antiquity can be seen at the Lal Bagh, in the form of a rock hill. The geologists term this rock as peninsular gneiss. Perched on top of this rock is one of the four cardinal towers, as border of namma Bengaluru city built by Kempegowda in 1537.
Tower of Bangalore on top of The LalBagh rock


People who made “Garden City”
Today, Bangalore and it’s amazing green cover is what it is because of a numerous gentlemen who nurtured it with love, passion and care. I’ve tried really hard to collect the details of some of the key men who are remembered for their below mentioned deeds, without which this post would’ve been incomplete.
John Cameron – enriched the plant wealth of Lal Bagh by giving it a numerous exotic plant species, many of which later assumed the status of commercial crops. The famous Bangalore Blue Grapes, Gauva, Mulberry are just a few. Glass house is his brain child
G H Krumbiegal – was requested by Krishnaraja Wodeyar, as a successor to John Cameron, to raise the reputation of Lal Bagh, by introducing economic farming, methodic development of horticulture on commercial scale from Lal bagh. It is also noteworthy that Brindavan garden at KRS was established during his time.
H C Javaraya – Rao Bahaddur HC JAvaraya, an able successor to Krumbigal, is credited with the development of Bangalore city as “Garden city”. The full credit of starting a fruit orchard @ Lal Bagh, erecting the eastern wing of the Glass house, Lotus pond, Government Fruit research station at Hessarghatta are some of his achievements
Dr. M H Marigowda – A key man in the horticulture department of Karnataka. A Ph. D in Botany from Harvard, started as many as 380 farms and nurseries in Bangalore. He also set up soil testing and seed testing labs @ Lal Bagh, also introduced exotic species of Flora to Lal Bagh and elevated Karnataka to a “Horticultural” rich state.
Flower show inside the Glass house


For over a century, this elegant garden is standing as a symbol and testimony of floral richness. From 34 acres to a present 240 acres of roaring green cover, every acre has its own story to tell. To me, the fact that it is in the very heart of namma Bengaluru makes it even merrier. I wish that the long cherished legacy of Lal Bagh will continue forever and bring further prosperity and happiness to namma Bengaluru’s feat!

*1 – Book “A Journey from Madras: Through the Countries of Mysore, Canara, and Malabar by Dr. Francis Buchanan
*2 – Painted by Robert Home, British oil portrait painter. Found in British Library website
*3 – The early long history of Lal Bagh – By Dr. Suryanath U Kamath – Former Chief Editor: Karnataka Gazetteer

Above all, special thanks to some of colleagues of Horticultural department, for understanding my inevitabilities and catering to thousands of my inquiries wholeheartedly.


Photo credits: Thamizh Ezhil Murali, Wiki and of course myself J

Saturday, December 6, 2014

Pro tips for friends who are getting married

I woke up to a whopping 65 anniversary wishes on WhatsApp. A friend who got married just before me celebrated first anniversary which reminded me that it has been almost a year since I lost my bachelorhood. I’m tensed. The “what to gift wife for the first anniversary” trepidation is slowly pitching in (Please text me if you have ideas that has worked). So I’m taking a transient detour from the Tourist In my own city series and writing this.

Frankly, I was very much apprehensive before marriage. Even the thought of post marriage left me with a wicked onset of social anxiety and a weird, unexplainable exasperation. People in my close circle always said that I’m a responsible man and you’ll be alright. But I couldn’t agree a bit. Today, I’m indeed a very happy man. But the transition from being a happy go lucky, careless bloke to a man of responsibilities has not been a smooth ride! I somehow, have successfully reached a position where I can proudly say that “I’m the boss in this house (And I have my wife’s permission to say so)” ;)

With many of my closest friends getting ready for marriage and I being the senior with almost a year of “marriage” experience, have realized that there’s a funny edge to it too. And I firmly believe that there is no delight in owning anything unshared. So here are some of the pro tips to all my buddy maklus who are getting married.

Never, ever say “I have good news”
I once got a chance to represent my company in one of the conferences abroad. Just like any other husband/son; I naturally said “I have good news”. I wasn’t aware of the fact that definition of “good news” after marriage is the “you know what it is” good news in Indian context. When my mom and granny came to know what the actual (good?) news is, they felt so disheartened (is that all… types), that nobody spoke to me for next couple of days.
Make a point in your mind; after marriage, even if you win a lottery worth million dollars or become the CEO of a company, IT IS NOT GOOD NEWS.

Say “YES” to dowry
This is one of the biggest mistakes I did. I was a gentleman (or I thought so) and didn’t even bring the topic of dowry up. Result was devastating. The amount of time and effort spent by me to get my wife some of the basic necessities to lead a happy life; I can write a book on it titled “My Life.. My wife & My Struggles”. Just because I did not stand up for my rights, I had to take a lot of pain.
So friends, never ever say NO to dowry. Don’t struggle after marriage. After all, dowry is for her own good. Don’t have a second thought in your mind and ASK for these basic necessities as dowry.
  •     Passport with at least 8 years of validity.
  •       Address proof (YOUR HOME only)
  •        Marriage certificate
  •       Her Bank account transferred to your nearest branch (This takes priority if she’s from another city)


Say it.. If you love your car
For all of us who didn’t have girl-friends before marriage, we all can’t enamour enough of our own car. Well, that’s before marriage story. After marriage, your wife, with the purest intentions of learning how to drive, will whip it like a bullock-cart, whack it and drives it through the mire. According to her, it is perfectly normal because she is learning how to drive. But that’s different. You’ll feel like driving to a lonely place, hug your car and shed tears to the max. But you can’t do this because you’ll have to accompany her too.
Take a chance. Say that you love your car and make her understand that cars at driving school are exclusively made to take all the hits and bumps from women*.

*Consequences at your own risk

Color skepticism
We could recognize a maximum of 7 colors. But after marriage, you’ll see so many shades of the same color that it is pretty normal that you’ll get skeptical and tackle this question to death. “Do those many shades of the same color (especially the shades of PINK) exist in reality?”
You may argue with Hue, Tint, shade, saturation and other physics and chromatic terminologies, but the actual weightage will be given to 99 colors of TVS Scooty and nail enamels. Prepare to lose arguments on ethical grounds, even though you are technically correct.

The matching paradigm
You remember those good old days in college how we celebrated if two of us wore the same “Man U” tees? It seems we were wrong. That is a taboo. According to girls, if two people are wearing the same attire, then it is as humiliating as your country’s Human Development Index is coming drastically down. Not only that; If her hair band is green, then having her vanity bag, shoe buckle, nail color, watch strap and the mobile flip cover also in green is considered high self-esteem.
For your own good, to avoid clash and confusion, accept the matching rationale.

Find an answer
And lastly, Being in IT, this is probably the most difficult question you will HAVE to answer after Fourier Transformations in college days: “Did you marry me or this computer”? Please let me know if the answer you said was considered satisfactory by your better half.

If you learn to handle these “fundamentally” important things, the smaller things like the need for 20 pair of sandals, the need for chivalry, her mood swings and why she is always right will take care of itself. As a great man once said “…And they lived happily ever after is not a fairytale. It is a choice”.

Welcome to the club and I wish you guys a very happy married life. 

Monday, October 27, 2014

Tourist in my own city-2 : Russel Market

This part of the city is relaxed in a way that shows that it just doesn’t care whatever is happening on the other side of Bangalore. In other words, it has remained nonchalant all these days. This is the primary reason why I often deviate from my usual road and take a ride around cantonment area and Shivajinagar while going to office. It reminds me of old Bangalore.
Front entrance of Russel Market
Bangalore in 1920s had only two major divisions. One was called the pete area (which I’ve already written about) which had a majority of kannadigas and the other was Cantonment which had a western influence; thanks to the residents from Britain and other parts of the world. While pete area was administered by Maharaja of Mysore, the influence of British was more in the region of cantonment.  Thus the old cantonment area saw a rapid development. This also saw a need for a bigger market area for people to buy their daily essential commodities. Then, South parade (now called as MG Road) was meant only for expensive shopping. That is when the then municipal chief of the cantonment area T B Russel (later it was named after him) came up with the plan to construct a market.

Fresh dates sold - Ramzan special
Construction of Russel Market began in 1927 and was inaugurated in 1933. The specialty of this market is that it was constructed with keeping in mind the religious tolerances of people; for it had separate entries for vegetables and fruits, meat products and groceries. Even for today, one can experience this by entering the market from different sides. While the front entrance greets you with the smell of fruits and vegetables, the meat and poultry entries on the other are hard to breathe at.
The deserted arena of Russel Market building's first floor
I gaze around the whole market and the freshness of fruits and vegetables amaze me. A wide variety of fruits and vegetables, Arabian dates and dry fruits, flowers are stalled. I couldn’t resist buying tapiocas after realizing how fresh they are. Being a vegetarian, I was forced away from the meat and poultry sections for obvious reasons, but I’m told by friends that Russel Market is one of the few places where one can find even the meat afresh. Chicken, duck meat, beef, pork, crabs and prawns are among the other varieties one can find in there. It is a one stop shop for all the meat buyers. The iftaari delicacies during Ramzan here are so awesome that your palate just doesn’t want to get rid of them!
Vegetables - As fresh as it gets
I start conversing with a few old merchants who still have shops in there and they opine that it was a lot better during olden days. They say that they miss the beautiful view of St. Mary’s Basilica and wide open space from its front entry. A few also talk about its calmness until late 70s and 80s and express blues of how choking and grimy the place has become. They also miss some old parts of the market building (tea house) which caught fire in 2012 due to a short circuit. But for most of them, no matter what course of changes they’ve witnessed, it’s about moving on because they do whatever they do in Russel Market, for living.
Fruitseller chacha - He does it for a living
I wish I could get deeper insights of this place, but unfortunately, there is not much recorded “authentic” information. I would recommend you to just pay a visit to Russel Market and its surroundings just to get that feel of old Bangalore. I’m sure it enlightens the many facets of old world charm in you. If you are the one who give more importance to the coffee than the cup, then you’ll unwarily enjoy shopping there.
The "always bustling" shivajinagar street
As I take one last sip of the flavorsome Sulaimani chai in front of Russel Market, as I take one last pic of its old tower, a thought hits me hard – I wish the phrase “Bangalore has changed” is just euphemistic. 

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Tourist in my own city-1 : K R Market

“To learn photography, you need a landscape that is diversified with a compendium of the times gone by and the touch of sparkling freshness” said Anil and Abhi. The first thing and the only thing that came to my mind was– Namma Bengaluru.  My fascination for writing and my love for my city are now complemented with a DSLR in hand. As I try to get hold of the options in my camera, I’ll also present to you the places around Bangalore which has a story to be told. For now, I’m a tourist in my own city!

It is 6 in the morning. While every other city road is still getting up to its realms, K R market is already bustling with vehicles. There is a traffic jam here! I’m sure many of you are now wondering how I managed to walk the aisle even for a minute. “Ewwwww! Photo in K R Market?” said my wife. “Are you nuts?” said my mother. Yes, true. How unfortunate it is that we live in the despondent present. But my dear friend, everything has a past. Even K R Market!

K R Market, circa 1950s

Legends say that before it was named after Krishna Rajendra Wodeyar IV (also known as Nalvadi KrishnaRaja Wodeyar) as K R Market, the area was called Pete (means Emporium; a mart; a place of sale; as per Kittel’s Kannada-English dictionary).  The pete area is said to have been established around late 1530s by Kempegowda-1 after foreseeing the need for a common place for traders to sell their commodities, mainly flowers and vegetables. *1 And the commodities were bought from as far as the towns of Salem and Erode. As time progressed, the large pete area got drifted into smaller chunks called Bale-pete (Bangle market), Chikka pete (for textiles), Cubbon pete, Ganigara pete (for oil), akki-pete (for grains) and so many others.

Bangalore fort 1860s

The rush is so much that with much difficulty, I gain entry into the market. All the vendors are sipping their morning cup of tea amidst the diligent business. For a software engineer like me, it is surprising that in this bigbasket.com era, there are so many people buying things at the wee hours of a weekend. But Swamy, one of the fruit vendors tells me that they make very good business during this time. I cannot stop thinking if bigbasket guys buy stuff from here. Another green vegetable wholesaler Tayamma says that she sells all her commodities within 830 and gets back home. Looking at the number of buyers thronging in and the trade activities spilling over onto the streets of the K R Market, I’m pretty convinced about the freshness of the fruits and vegetables.

A vendor busy selling flowers inside Flower Market

There is also a flower market which sparkles with the insignia of colors. 67 year old flower vendor, Rajanna; who comes here to sell his home grown flowers all the way from Sira, a village which is 120km from Bangalore, tells me that he comes to K R Market thrice a week. In a day, he sells around a quintal of flowers and during festivals it goes up to 20-30 quintals a day, which include a wide variety of Mallige(Jasmine), Suryakanti (Sunflower), Roja (Rose), Sugandharaja (Tuberose) and Sevantige (Chrysanths). Another vendor Shaama takes pride when he says “There’ll be at least one type of flower purchased from us in every marriage that happens in Bangalore.

Rajanna, another flower vendor

Not just the market, the surrounding area has a lot of monuments that talk about the glorified existence of namma Bengaluru. Just a couple of 100 yards from the Market building, is the Kote (Fort), which was built by Kempegowda during mid-1500s and later modernized by Hyder Ali around 1760s. It is also said that this pete area was a war-zone during the third Anglo-Mysore war (1791 AD) when lord Cornwallis attacked it during midnight. As a proof, recently, Workers dug up a cannon weighing more than a ton belonging to Tippu Sultan era during Metro rail work in the K R Market area *4.  

Tippu's Palace - Front view

Kote Venkataramana Swamy temple which was built in 1689 AD *5, is one of the oldest lord venkateshwara temple of Karnataka.  During the same time, Tippu Sultan also built a palace, which is called Tippu Palace, is still erect. There is a mosque adjacent to the market building called Jamia Masjid which was built circa 1940s majorly with white marble. Post 1950, the commercial activity of K. R Market’s surroundings thrived; thanks to its proximity with the residential areas of old Bangalore, viz. Chamarajapete and Basavanagudi.  There were also a lot of theaters around this area, some of which are functioning even to this day and some are closed down.

Jamia Masjid, adjacent to Market building

The new market which was designed by Sri Lakshminarasappa on the model of Sir Stuart Hogg Market of Calcutta was opened on October 11, 1921. *2.  It has been close to a dozen of decades since this building is functioning. But it is visible that very less has been done to keep it in good shape. It is in ruins with water seeping from the top during rains.  The walls are shattered, platforms are uneven. They deserve better facilities and as always, the government has turned its blind eye after an armada of promises during the elections.

HMT tower clock, K R Market building entrance, from inside

I, Anil and Rahul meander enough around K R Market and come out to have a kadak chai. As we deliberate about its sustenance; the employment that it has offered to so many people; about its past, present and future, my image of it has changed.

For sure, K R Market does not have the loftiness of the best malls or the awe of most the eminent supermarkets in the city, but with this visit, I’ve realized that it is full of coveted things for the common man without which everyday life ceases to move on. Next time I pass it, I hope to forget the mires around and I’ll feel proud of the place which still has the ashes of the times gone by. At this moment, a quote is kindling in my mind that Plato once said about Greece!

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are!

References:
*1 – Bangalore - The informal economy of the Historic Pete, Journal of the arts and heritage, UNESCO
*2 – History of Bangalore. K.R Market (Karnataka History)
*3 – Image – K R Market, circa 1950s. British Library
*5 - The New Cambridge History of India, volume VI
Photo credits: Anil and Rahul, and of course me!

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Bangalore auto driver’s license test questionnaire

Bangalore auto driver’s license test questionnaire
Time: 30 min                                                                                                   Max Marks: 10
General instructions:


All questions are compulsory.
.        All questions are of multiple choices. You should choose the correct answer.
.        Writing Dr. Rajkumar or Shankarnag is not considered an answer.
.        Marking the answers using paan or burning the option with beedi is not considered an answer.
.        Please park your vehicles outside. Entering the examination hall with your autos is prohibited

.       Which of the following is RIGHT turn
a)      ->
b)      -<
c)       Sometimes both
d)      Depends on my mood

.       How many wheels your auto has
a)      2
b)      3
c)       I don’t know. Front wheel is all I care
d)      Depends on my riding style

.       What is the appropriate hand signal to take a left turn
a)      Turn left indicator on, put your right hand out and rotate
b)      Turn any indicator on, and simply turn
c)       Turn right indicator and turn left
d)      Don’t give any hints. Turn left suddenly and surprise other motorists

.       What is the right thing to do when signal turns from RED to GREEN
a)      Wait for other vehicles to move and proceed
b)      Honk, honk and honk until you are satisfied
c)       Try starting your rick for umpteenth time
d)      Move on whatever the color signal is

.       What is the most appropriate action when an ambulance is passing
a)      Give way for ambulance
b)      Chase ambulance so that you too can reach faster
c)       Block the ambulance’s way and see if the person dies
d)      Pick a fight with anyone you see

.       Which of the statements is correct
a)      Auto should have proper meter
b)      Auto driver should have proper meter
c)       If I quote a price, meter doesn't matter
d)      Always quote one and half on meter

.       What should you do when people ask you to drive to a particular place
a)      Say whatever number comes to your mind and ask if the commuter is ready to pay that amount
b)      Say No. Ask him if he is willing to come to whichever area you are going.
c)       No matter what he says, pick up a fight so that you can time pass
d)      Say Yes and take them to another place instead.. And argue that this the place the commuter said

.       Which of the following is mandatory inside an auto
a)      Digital distance Meter & Driver License display
b)      Stereo system installed by Chilling Murthy with 300 to 400dB output
c)       Most awkward song collection ever
d)      Fluorescent colored interiors

.       Which of the following should be mandatorily produced when asked by a police
a)      RC Book, DL, Insurance and Emission test certificate
b)      Dagger, swords, Knife and blades
c)       A 100 Rs note
d)      Beg for life because I have nothing

.   Being a public servant, which of the following is your collective responsibility
a)      Misbehaving with every women commuter you come across
b)      Creating chaos with other auto drivers anywhere and everywhere
c)       Helping the citizens in whatever way you could by sparing them
d)      Meter tampering, drink and drive, pollution and rash driving